whatever. She still won the popular slope.

It’s a video game fantasy come to life. Let’s put all these guys on the roster and see what hap...oh. What happens is very predictable and boring. Ah well, it’s just a video game!

Look guys, some person on the Internets said this is worthless to them and as such should be worthless to all. Thank you, random Internet person.

“You’re telling me!”

Durant wasn’t disputing that the call happened, just when it happened. That call actually took place after Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Are Warriors fans capable of watching the warriors lose and not think it was the ref’s fault? You do realize the Warriors shot 5 more FTs, right?

No. Zaza shot better than all those guys. Also in fewer minutes per game he (1) out rebounded each of those guys, except Green and (2) had as many assists as Longley and more assists than Green. He has fewer points than all of them because he played fewer minutes than all of them. Look at the stats per 36 minutes:

Are GOAT discussions ELITE debates? Vote now.

And this Warriors team would boatrace them in 4

Some dad’s just won’t take no for an answer.

KD is great whether he were to stay in OKC or not, but it’s stupid that he’s out there chest thumping and making faces. This team was great without him and probably wins the title this year anyway. It’s not like he built this team and struggled through their building years and this is FINALLY the payoff. He literally…

Careful, that fan attitude is how we got this:

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

Greg, the same can be said of you.