...why are you the way that you are?

Now twelve little girls,

Now twelve little girls,

You can also press R + L + Start on an N64 controller to recalibrate. I figured this out because of how many N64 Demo stations were offset back in the 90s.

Very true, I am loving the current storylines. I’m even one of those old fogies that loved the Brothers war, the Weatherlight Saga, even the first Ravnica books. I was initially aghast when they depowered planeswalkers, but in hindsight it made for much more story potential.

“You and he were...buddies...weren’t you?”

Another theory: Rey still isn’t related to anyone special, but adopts the name Skywalker to continue the legend and further the idea that the force can use anyone.

Obligatory:

My god, so much guano...

This review style sounds like the breathless way I would describe games to my friends when I was thirteen. I love it. Great work Heather.

The prophecies are true! The Fahey returns to his throne of snackage!

So odd hearing that voice threatening death.

I’ll be pedantic and say it’s more Buddy = Mysterio. I accept your derision. :D

Not quite. Buddy was basically Mysterio without the fishbowl. Gadgets and trickery to mask his intentions.

I have an odd urge to buy insurance from her.

Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?