Thank you. I’ve grown so weary of people praising the “omg so edgy” ending over the wonderfully ambiguous original.

Thank you. I’ve grown so weary of people praising the “omg so edgy” ending over the wonderfully ambiguous original.

This is quite insightful, as I went through a similar phase in college. I even had the fedora/trenchcoat/katana trifecta. Fortunately, I grew out of it with continued experiences with actual human people.

Hearing the explanation of new currencies made me think of this:

Yep, guardian shields, which you get from the smaller guardians in shrines. The test of strength shrines usually have them.

I felt my first horse looked like a spanish stallion, so I name him Cucaracha. He has yet to climb a house, though.

“I am the very model of Salarian style prejudice.”

Just reminds me of renting a game from the grocery store and seeing it come in one of these.

Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches. I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face.”

I concur. My hands are well over 8" and the Joy-Con has been fine for me. I played for about 8 hours yesterday, alternating between my living room using handheld mode and on the TV in my bedroom using the grip or the wrist strap dingly-doos. When using Mouse + Keyboard I usually get a little cramp after a couple of…

At least the N64 had an easy fix. You just press L + R + Start and it would recalibrate the joystick. I would do this to display consoles at the local Blockbuster back in the day and amaze other kids with my N64 repair skills.

What about the Allied Assassin Alliance? It has three ‘A’s.

Kaze Kumochi, Chaotic Good Halfling. He was the first D&D character I ever made, and whenever I join a new group or start a new campaign, I create a new version of Kaze. He been everything from a rogue, to a battle mage, to a samurai, but so far his most iconic iteration is as a cheerful, optimistic, obnoxiously…

Eberron Talenta Halfling Barbarian

Hey Freakazoid, wanna go to Spumoni Land?

I saw a production last year with someone else as Arnold, and I actually liked the new guy better. While Josh Gad is stellar and plays a nerd well, the new actor felt much more like a Mormon nerd. Which is a significant distinction if you’ve spent any time around Mormons.

Question: Does it allow for local/online multiplayer? I remember playing old school Tales of Eternia with a couple of my friends and turning the combat into a glorious clusterfuck of awesome.

Nah, I’m more inclined toward the Syreen from Star Control.

How dare you, sir. He’s the Twi’lek version of Ryan Gosling...