Lego Dynamite Penguin is possibly the most sadistically adorable Lego product I’ve ever seen.

The ending makes that sound like a severely unpleasant episode of King of the Hill.

“Does it feel like she stomped on your heart with stiletto heels?”

Her?

If I’m remembering my history, Eva didn’t quite make it out that well in the end. Not quite as creepily romantic as he was hoping I’d say.

Why would alligators be offended by an adjective? that’s...oh...OH!...I see...carry on.

Totally have the title screen music as my ringtone.