Point taken. I bought a 2013. The new one does look like an evil character from Transformers.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

Fresh from the Vaterland, not Mutterland.

Youre wrong. Guy in the left lane was overtaking a truck, leaving room for a car to merge on the highway and then overtaking a van. Its pretty clear if you actually watch the video.

I just can’t fathom a world where the front driver who flashed their brakes is held responsible for the rear driver’s inability to maintain control of their vehicle. They didn’t contact, so everything that happened is completely the fault of the rear driver. The same thing would have happened if a deer ran out in…

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. A true, aggressive brake check usually involves an actual hard brake application, with the offending (?) vehicle really nose-diving in the process.

Jeep: “Because Fuck You, That’s Why (TM)“

As for trusting other people: don’t do it. I’m somewhat of a “parking nazi”. I don’t know why, but parking is just one of my pet peeves and I’ve probably spent 100x more thinking about parking than a normal person. Simply walk through a parking lot and look at the cars parked closest to the building. As you get closer…

I’m falling cab over wheels for this thing.

“Shut your fucking face, pumpkin fuckaaa!”

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

Faraday’s recently patented bespoke “FF Echelon” power converter—the company’s very first U.S. patent—

Fuck no. $5,000? 190,000 miles? This thing’s about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop. I wouldn’t have this for half that.

Indeed. In the dictionary, under “people whom you should never trust,” I believe “Circus People” are listed first.

The next thing I know it’s 3am and I’m scouring Craigslist for a 1984 gold Honda Elite scooter with pop-up headlight because that’s what Sarah Conner rode in Terminator.