That’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand... it’s not a difference of political opinion anymore, it’s an issue of common human decency. And the republicans have shown that they have none - almost every hill they make a stand on is genuinely about keeping the downtrodden down under the boot of the…

I shouldn’t have to breathe a sigh of relief about this.

I’m surprised the jury didn’t need seven slow-motion videos from all around the church, three-hundred eye witnesses, and confirmation from Jesus Christ himself to get a conviction.

Shake Shack is overrated.

One of my favorite responses to the absurdity of the situation: Now Is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7

The fact that Star Wars is about rebels buckling against the status quo IS a political act. You have to be willfully ignorant to demonize a piece of media for being political.

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

Every headline relating to Trump is like reading an Onion headline out of context. You do a double take, read it again, and then you realize it’s a joke.

Except it’s not, and then you just scream internally forever.

“Young lady who do you think you are? I am a white male born in these United States and argle-bargledy-boop!!!!”

Because we actually know for certain where Trump’s financial interests lie thanks to his voluminous and transparent financial disclosu - wait, what? Oh, we don’t? Oh.

“On the flip side, at least the press and political opposition will find it easy to police Mr. Trump’s business conflicts compared with many other conflicts that presidents are heir to.”

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

If Nick Loeb ended up suffering a tragic penis-destroying accident, I think that would be cosmic justice.

“so that they won’t write tell-all books about the nefarious inner workings of his campaign”

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of…

He flew too close to the batshit sun.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.

anything that erodes Trump’s credibility, mandate and authority—even a little—gets a vaguely helpless nod / desperate thumbs up combo from me.

McCrory announced that it’s “time to celebrate our democratic process and respect what I see to be the ultimate outcome of the closest North Carolina governor’s race in modern history.”

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.