Twister was a good sales pitch too.

90's Dodge Rams... don’t let bad quality get in the way of good sales! I would bet Chuck Norris/Walker Texas Ranger single-handedly made thousands of those sales happen.

Dodge Dakota convertible with its vinyl tent for a roof.

I wonder if that smokestack articulates to hit cyclists and the occasional Prius.

Any diesel Bro Truuuuuuuuuk.
Seriously, if you drive one of these things, fuck you.

Aside from it’s less than stellar gas mileage, the ridgeline is a pretty awesome vehicle. Make a hybrid version that gets better gas mileage and I’d buy one.

Almost everyone would disagree with you about the Ridgeline. It’s the truck that most people who think they need a truck, actually need. It’s got 5000lbs towing; the cabin of a Honda Accord; a decent bed with locking, waterproof underbed storage. With the gate down and some straps you can haul plywood, bikes, etc...…

Subaru Baja. No payload. No towing capacity. Could not carry 4' wide material (at least the Maverick can above the wheel arches) It was the Baja:

I know three people who have owned or own a Gladiator.  Two have sold theirs around a year after getting it and the other is fed up with it but can’t bring himself to sell it.  There’s something about this truck that generates hatred towards it - total opposite compared to the Wrangler.  Maybe the owners expected…

Any HD pickup thats daily driven and doesn’t tow.

Jeep Gladiator -

This truck’s actual utility is informing those around you that you are a d-bag. 

The 1964 Lightburn Zeta, with a 324cc 2 stroke motor that produced 16bhp. Featured a fibreglass body, perspex windows, and the smallest cargo space imaginable.

The Chevy SSR:

Yup! That thing was there for ages. Like I said, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was still on the lot somewhere. For what it is worth, it did make me look when I drove by (which was the point), but I wouldn’t want to actually own the thing.

Everyone knows that you have to caulk the wagon first.

Submerging a giant battery in water, what could go wrong!?

These hunks of shit can’t survive a car wash

Even other “off road” capable trucks would have a hard time in that situation. Just another example of, just having money doesn’t make you intelligent.

These hunks of shit can’t survive a car wash, isn’t this common knowledge by now?