Fell for the pun thread, Hook Line and Sinker.

And not a trace of salt.

I thought that was a pretty good answer.

Who? I only have eyes for Gail.

"That was a stupid challenge, I don’t want to talk about that."
Don't ever change, Dale.

I didn't know that she was a person.

Throw more Vonnegut!

*farts

Article?

Is that a cocksack full of healing potions or are you just happy to see me?

Spicy Sweet Chili.

Come on @avclub-550dde716c139d72e9e2519ab2230a6f:disqus, the least you can do is find the ñ in señor.
Or are you the Chinese replacement for the NonUnionMexicanEquivalent?

Algebra was invented by the Arabs so math must be part of their plot to…whatever the hell it is they're plotting.

Baloney!

Where's your Betamax® now, Flanders?

What do you mean English? Paul Revere didn't speak English and that's good enough for me!

Dolph Lundgren

Spoiler alert:
The technology used to make this film will be so outdated in 100 years that no one will ever get to see it because they won't have anything around to view it on.

Same thing, isn't it?

With a moustache like that what else could he be?