*sneezes

He's out of weed.

Brave little toker is out of weed again.

Why do you think they call it "dope?"

Can't remember where I read it yesterday, someone said "Divorce is hard but it was only until after it was over that I realized the years leading up to it were much harder." (not the exact wording but close enough)

But I'm sure they're all "Nice Guys" who just know that pretty little thing on the other side of the cube farm would put out big time if I treat her to a nice weekend away.

Hire a sex-worker sheep.

Pretty sure all cat food tastes like that.

He just needed an excuse to write off a call to the High Times dude and get stoned on Savage Love time.

That one's easy to take care of.

You might say a Knife Edge?

Just helping them keep the "a shack in the middle of nowhere" vibe. Start paying them and they might upgrade and lose that great poverty ambiance.

Sure I do, he's the Aussie Santa Claus!

I still don't believe that Dawes is a real band, they'll always be an overused meme to me.

Aah-aah!

I resemble that remark.

*Archmage of the Aether casts charm spell at level 14 casting agent

"I have a fucked up diaphragm"

We plant the seed, nature grows the seed…Oh my god! I've killed the hippie!

I now have two accounts with same name. The office computer is brand new, I think this is comment #2. I doubt it'll make triple digits in the next six months as I'm not staying on the site for more than two clicks since the overhaul. NuDisqus was the warning shot I guess.