These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

“Hi, I would like to report a sexual assault of a teenager by another teenager.”

Ha! Fuck ‘em.

Mugging victim: So I was eating a sandwich and the guy just ran up and beat me over the head and took my phone and wallet!
Trump: What kind of sandwich

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

No he’s not.  Frank Sinatra has been dead for years.

Came here to share this. Will the election special be for the USA or pro-Soviet Ukraine forces?

Donald Trump Jr looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a Golden Retriever 

Just like your Idiot in Chief, you are too rock stupid to use the “Salem Witch Trials” as a proper analogy.

I would be cool with a teen murderer getting a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.

It really does make for a dope opening to the film.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

On the bright side, it could be they spotted a planet killer asteroid on a collision course with the planet.

I was born after the Summer of Love in the early 1970's. When I was young, depictions of pot use really turned me off to pot. Hippies seemed lame, Cheech and Chong were funny, but they were losers. It wasn’t until I saw my first positive depiction of pot in pop culture that pot appealed to me. That depiction was the…

The bottom should be at the end of a traitor’s noose.

It was like that scene was dropped in from another (much better) movie.