It’s possible that Dylan says inappropriate things all of the time and no one understands what he’s saying.

The only thing that is surprising anymore in this wave of celebrity predators being brought to justice is the fact that Dan Schneider hasn’t been brought to justice in this wave.

But Death on the Nile without Bette Davis and Maggie Smith? I suppose Maggie could now play the Davis role with maybe Sarah Lancashire in her old role.

No you can’t. If you do, you’re just being a hipster for hipster sake.

My favorite Zappa Quote:

The best thing about any movie with Paul Giamatti is Paul Giamatti.

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

“Alexa, how do I judge stuff?...”

What’s with the hair in this administration.

not just the mall:

Roy Moore was banned from his local mall for being a creep. Given how terrible you have to be to get banned from a single department store - especially as a rich white dude who isn’t shoplifting - I can’t imagine the levels of creeper needed to get banned from the whole building.

It’s a low bar indeed where we applaud when the Republicans seemingly do the right thing and decide a statutory rapist shouldn’t hold elected office.

I remember reading the Liz Smith gossip column in an actual newspaper, that’s how old I am, lol.

Jeremy Piven seems to be under the impression that people liked him before the allegations came out. Bless his heart.

“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.

2017: When I’m done you’ll WISH they were dead!

Man, 2017 looked back at 2016 and asked, “what’s worse than a year devoted to killing off your favorite celebrities? I got this.”

They also owe Tig Notaro an apology for calling her “ungrateful” and shit for daring to speak out about this.