The last time Dennis Miller was funny a portion of the populace could actually understand an oblique Nabokov reference.

Sorry, but this is the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve ever heard.

Badger + Mr. Immortal = Deadpool

I still liked Dank and Dabby, tho.

I don’t know about definitions, but the four movies I have had long-term obsessions with are

The trick to Southland Tales is that it’s the best P.K.Dick adaptation of a book he never wrote.

I guessing Adam Sandler’s phone is ringing right now....

Look, the newspaper comic strip— with few and rare exceptions— has been devolving into a sad, trite, near-vaudevillian pastiche since the adventure strip died with Milton Caniff in the late eighties. Any attempt to successfully inject life, modernism, or subversivness into today’s microscopic comics page should not…

Uh oh...

I’ll always defend Harold Lloyd as the best of the ‘three geniuses’ (w/Chaplin & Keaton) because of the three he was working with the least amount of digits.

This guy should just do some kind of Steve McQueen biopic and call it a day.

* also— Special kudos to the attention placed on lettering, placement and color.

I just chalked that up to it being a French Trailer?

One of the many countless reasons I was first attracted to my wife of 22 years was that she kinda looks like CS.

Mine was going to be Sondheim turns The Last Of Sheila into a Broadway musical, but then I realized that it was a pretty awesome idea... so, nevermind.

Meh— I’ll stick with Brian of He’s Called Brian.

I’m sort of guessing not Tom Cruise, as he probably wouldn’t randomly vomit on you?

Uhh... why are the framed family photos on his desk facing away from him? The purpose of that is....?

Ammosexuals

See that, way back there? That’s the bottom of the barrel.