This one’s my favorite:

Facebook and Twitter are only good for one thing— limited interactions with B-list Character Actors.

I dunno, I think the contrast between the Captain Americas and Hot Tub Time Machine informs me that Sebastian Stan can, indeed, act.

Thanks for that. Jim Beaver is just simply the best.

Press Secretary— yeah, right.

Oddly enough, I guess, never.

Well, you know, they’re ‘special’. Not regular white human Americans— but ‘special’ ‘people’.

It’s funny because it’s almost like 1/3 of Americans are unadulterated morons!

This year, my Ol’ Dad gets a Budd Boetticher Box Set. Because no bonding like pre-1970's Western movie bonding.

IMHO— Judging Zappa by Albums is the wrong way to go.

Man, I’m just grateful most of the actors/artists/famous people I like are already long dead...

Of course, the irony for me is that in 1999, I thought the best thing about MOTM was the performance of Paul Giamatti.

Apparently, we now live in an age where we can easily judge a person by their haircut.

As a goofy, skinny, white kid and voracious comic book reader growing up in the mid/late 1970's my three most prized obsessions were Spider-Man, Iron Man and Black Panther. I’m glad they saved the best for last. 

From what I hear, they had a bitter falling out when Jack Black was cast over him for High Fidelity.

Huh, I don’t really remember that time Charlize Theron took out some dude’s eyeball.

Honestly, the only good thing Dietl ever did is the “making a cake” line from Goodfellas...

Didn’t he see Gung Ho?

Any opportunity to see the great Laurie Metcalf in a movie is good enough for me.

(... and the blanket smells like hooker pee.)