Apparently, whoever compiled this list never drove around Lehigh Valley, PA. Those who know, know what I mean— MacArthur Road anyone?

Did they check for Polonium poisoing?

“American Treasure”??? What are we, pirates now?

I hear the new drinking game is to do a shot every time Huckabee Sanders starts a sentence with “Look”.

Hermetically sealed wealth bubble.

Boy, if there is one pet peeve I have, it’s when someone waggles there fingers towards themselves in the ‘come here’ motion— even worse when it’s wordless. Fuck you inside out, fella— I ain’t in grade school and you ain’t my Mom.

I was going to see this anyway because Fred Melamed— but now I’m even more intrigued. Thanks!

At this point, how can everyone NOT know about this (in)famous bridge?

From my experiences with regular, everyday type morons, general reading comprehension tends to be a culprit in matters such as these.

That is, indeed, a really awesome shirt.

Hah hah, it’s almost like two decades of reality tv has somehow subconsciously empowered regressive dullards all over America even before the Trump era. lolz!

And colossal amount of alcohol, don’t forget the alcohol.

As a kid back in the 70's, when the old Italian Lady down the street lost her husband, she immediately had her entire front and backyard cemented over and painted grass green. We thought it was strange and hilarious!

Totally agree— For some reason she totally and inexplicably pushes all my good buttons. Don’t even really know why, but I embrace it completely.

I’ll just leave this here: Enjoy!

Sorry Glenn, but you’ll never be Wolverine. Get over it.

So these “liberal elites”— they’re, like, people who read books for pleasure and stuff?

Eat it, Donny.

As a huge fan of the original film and of Don Siegel in general, this looks like a brilliant idea executed well and I can’t wait to see it.