I was going to see this anyway because Fred Melamed— but now I’m even more intrigued. Thanks!

At this point, how can everyone NOT know about this (in)famous bridge?

From my experiences with regular, everyday type morons, general reading comprehension tends to be a culprit in matters such as these.

That is, indeed, a really awesome shirt.

Hah hah, it’s almost like two decades of reality tv has somehow subconsciously empowered regressive dullards all over America even before the Trump era. lolz!

And colossal amount of alcohol, don’t forget the alcohol.

ha haa— yea, it’s as if the majority of the GOP has been (Un?)-wittingly laudering Russian money for a few years now even before Trumpy got involved... ha ha ha...

As a kid back in the 70's, when the old Italian Lady down the street lost her husband, she immediately had her entire front and backyard cemented over and painted grass green. We thought it was strange and hilarious!

Totally agree— For some reason she totally and inexplicably pushes all my good buttons. Don’t even really know why, but I embrace it completely.

Obviously, you haven’t been to Allentown, PA.

I’ll just leave this here: Enjoy!

Okay, well Bolt and Sky High are actually very good underrated gems and do not call for embarrassment in any way. I would not include them in your list. Thank you.

Sorry Glenn, but you’ll never be Wolverine. Get over it.

So these “liberal elites”— they’re, like, people who read books for pleasure and stuff?

But did he do the yanking handshake thing?

Eat it, Donny.

As a huge fan of the original film and of Don Siegel in general, this looks like a brilliant idea executed well and I can’t wait to see it.

Some great Moore films that aren’t bond:

Looks like Alternate Universe Billy Wilder is kind of an A-Hole.