Maybe it's because I'm partially colorblind but colorized B&W photos always look particularly phony and therefore shitty to me.

I wnna know what the deal is with that top picture— is that a photograph trying to look like an illustration? It's not working for me...

One of the greatest highlights of my life was having Mr. Baker kindly explain to me the difference between a dwarf and a midget over a box of powdered doughnuts in Pittsburgh.