This is bad Kinja.

Now now, veteran fanboys of the classic series can be petulant, change-fearing, bigoted man babies, too...

Hell, all the way back in TOS they had POC guest stars running space stations, to say nothing of Uhura in the main cast every week. How do these brain dead fucks fail at Star Trek so fucking hard?

One day you go to lunch and look down and realize you bought $42 fried chicken.

There were, like, a lot of cool things about the 90's, I swear it. Why are the most annoying trends the ones that are coming back?

So… We’re doing it right is what you’re saying?

This is a very naive and idealistic viewpoint. I want a house on the moon, but I don’t have a house on the moon. I have a house I can afford near where I work.

“everything Congress needs to know to fix our political acrimony they learned in Little League,”

There is one addendum: the greatest warm weather beverage of all:

Neither of those is a good drink. Team Lemonade.

Hawt taek:

Conversely, a thermos full of wine can do the trick...

And strawberry lemonade actually tastes good, if that’s your thing.

I’ll go farther: iced tea is preferable to iced coffee in *all* situations. Iced coffee is a sick joke that was taken seriously by a tone deaf buffoon and foisted upon the masses like a plague.

C. Someone with a bunch of leftover merch from her Rainbow album release in 1999?

I went to the pride parade in my city for the first time this year and was struck by how many corporate floats and merch there was… you’re right that it’s progress of a sort but it sure feels kind of weird.

It’s almost like he’s trying to cause a comment fight, by reinforcing the notion that “the particular interests of a particular subgroup of rich white American men living in major cities on the coast define the totality of non-straightness”...

Nothing means anything unless it’s a brand and costs money.

Nothing says “gay” as melismatically, melodramatically, or straight-up sweetly as the very notion of Mariah Carey

Women named Jill Stein who live in the affluent suburbs and went to Harvard will always be ok. I’m glad she and her idiotic ilk are “giggling” over the return of for-profit prisons, drilling in national parks, mass deportations, criminalizing poverty, loss of healthcare... Rich white women making “principled” choices…