I didn’t know measuring yours and your friend’s dicks simultaneously could be so nuanced. The more you know.

Especially on the planes ...

We didn’t get the WB in the town I grew up in until May of 1998. I was flipping channels, noticed a new one, stopped on it and got the last five minutes of the first half of the season finale. No clue what was going on. One girl with a razor blade in her fingernale is slitting another girl’s throat? SMG is running…

And her mom kicking her out of the house because “no child of mine” is going to be a slayer ...

“Family” from season five where Tara’s family try to take her away from her friends because she’s a monster, and if they all knew they wouldn’t want anything to do with her, and it’s all subtext!

And you can also see Giles’ unease with her experimentations with the dark arts from season three on.

“Anne” was my into to the series, and made me want to watch more.

Her friends (Willow especially) were such dicks for resurrecting her and leaving her buried in her coffin in the ground ... That was one of the things that still sticks out at me. And Giles was right to call Willow a “rank, arrogant amateur” for it, too.

They imbued her with part of the First Evil to give her those powers.

How will they work in gay panic? Will Jessica Lange play Hillary?

We don’t need a season of American Horror Story about it either, and yet ... Didn’t they originally do this on Showtime already? I think I’ve officially broken with reality.

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Neither would Captain Marvel.

“That’s the magic of Fire Island, you bond exchange body fluids with people that you wouldn’t normally bond exchange body fluids with.”

Matt Lauer peaked in the 90s doing pre-Madonna concert “news” specials for HBO.

They make them from tilapia now.

Some of this could have been better than Bobby’s post article about No Man’s Land.

Well, Spicer was a Priebus hire ...

It’s more like there are three factions of leakers: Priebus, Ivanka/Jared, and Bannon. Or at least that’s what Michelangelo Signorile keeps proselytizing.