I believed that completely until I saw alicia vikander

someone should tell nasa about it!

spits sometimes

hand in your two weeks immediately

pretty sure the Fountains of Wayne dude wrote it

I'm glad they got a gross version of Jon Hamm to join the band

I grew up with a semi in rural America

the ol' flames of mammalian justice

this should be every headline on every website

one of my favorite wonder woman quotes

especially if you've had liqueur before beer.

in fact, best to check right now if you don't know

snakes are bad animals.

fucks up your Tea cells too

but it IS keen

the re-easy-ing?

I will NOT forget zombies

Molly Parker? That name rings a bell.

huh between this and independence day…

"It" better not be your lawn! Because that's your god given right!