They used to be cool, but now they're just old 'n' cranky! Metallica and Lady Gaga are…The Grammys!

marvel can't make a black widow movie until the current Samnee / Waid run ends because its fucking perfect and would be dope ass movie.

sounds like you had one heck of a day!

All of fallon's fans were probably stuck inside paper bags or simply facing away from the TV by accident, or lost in a CVS parking lot (again)

I think I might just be paranoid, but I'm a little worried Ticketmaster will leave me hanging on the telephone for this one!

I, for one, look forward to voting for President Nordstrom. He's the only one with the experience to lead us across the irradiated wastes!

oh man, good casting. She seems like she probably drives an insane humorous trans-dimensional bus in her free time

deadpool's teleporting was clutch

yeah those games were pretty sick

yeah it was great - obviously the best one.

It can be two clones

they need to make a Tatiana Maslany clone with super low standards, so she can marry me

if you find you're around a lot of dioramas, maybe cut down on the dairy and be sure to drink a lot of liquids

can you trade guns for books in Trump's New America?

"this little bird on my doorstep…he is not singing…he is screaming in terror"

yeah he walks that line for sure

He likes his breezes "all light, all light, all light"

all the time, every day

Self Righteous Old Man Injured by Cloud

time is a…sick…kickflip?