oh shit hahahahah rats - nevermind, everything is shit

more like hollyWEIRD huh huhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuh shoots self

that seemingly permanent video still of emma stone is like a nice oasis in an ocean of old, stupid rich racist pieces of shit

sounds like an even more tone-deaf Death Wish

the Rock would never lower himself to be in a movie with Mel Gibson…lol what an amazing time to be alive

his insane facial hair is currently one of two things I like about him

I want any sort of help from anyone powerful and liberal, but I'm partially happy to watch these spineless old guard dems drift off on their icebergs

Walruses average like 600 bucks.

also, its the second round of the game show Jeopardy

as pure as his spotless white pubes

oh good, I'll be sure to read that while the world fucking crumbles around me.

I am at work and I am risking it!!!

oh I've read all his other stuff - I'm assuming this will be really good based on his record

Charles Forsman is great. He's got a really unique voice and he's committed to the craft. Each comic is better than the last. He's one worth watching, in my book. And a nice dude.

lol for reaaaaal

or perhaps punished most severely! oh, nope. you're right!

I was an adult and a lifelong star wars fan and I was so excited and it was so bad. so very bad.

"und nhaow I yham aht ze stoh-a, finding za tohhy to save christmhas"

that would movie should have just been the opening to the third movie, which should have been edited down like 80%

I just burn the letters I steal. It's awesome