Nothing about this vehicle makes sense. 

I’m struggling to understand the demographic this thing is aimed at.

This is the first time I’ve heard someone use the “they’re too heavy” argument against EVs.
Congratulations - it’s quite the reach.

The 4C is a guaranteed future classic - regardless of the transmission.

A brand new Jeep with quality control issues? I’m shocked.

Wait, the US national average is only 59% vaccinated?
That’s fucked. 

You acknowledge the deadliness of the object, yet you advise getting in front of it?

Even if your intentions are good, putting yourself in the path of hundreds of pounds of flying rubber and steel is foolish.

I have a Mazda 5 and I second this. The mini-minivan segment is vastly underserved. 

Minivans are awesome. Is the Zafira a minivan?

“I mean, James May sold his 1977 Ferrari 308 GTB for one of these things, what more proof do you need?” - to be fair, James May doesn’t need to sell one car in order to buy another one. He just likes the Alpine better than his 45 year old Ferrari. Being in no position to buy either, I can’t say whether this decision…

These are guaranteed future classics. 

Yawn.
Alpine is better.
Alfa 4C is best. 

Also, the Hyundai Kona looks absolutely atrocious.

BMW’s tire pressure must have been off by 1.5 psi.
Should have signaled. 

There are plenty of studies out there that prove he’s right.
“According to the NHTSA, SUVs performed more poorly than cars when it comes to rollover statistics”
“According to Consumer Reports...taller, narrower vehicles such as SUVs, pickup trucks and vans are more susceptible to tumble over compared to traditional…

I wonder what percentage of them were lost to ditches, trees, track walls, and light poles in parking lots.

That’s a nice way of saying they were binned into a ditch, confiscated by authorities, or rolled.

There are certain letters that car makers gravitate toward; R,S, X, Z, Q, lower-case i, etc.

Same with Mercedes. Does anyone know the difference between a CLS, GLB, GLE, CLE, GLS, SLK, GSE, GLA, EQS, GLC, GLS, CLA, CLE?
Yes. Those all exist.