Saturn Sky / Pontiac Solstice.

All the suggestions are great. Except for the Baja.
A big old classic is what you need:

Look at all the Americans who don’t know where to use their.

Yeah. Sure you can. *eye roll*
I’ll give you a tenner if you can get through there in a Silverado.
You’ll be fine. You have about 1/2" (1cm) on either side.

Absolutely. This reeks of “it’s their fault for not being able to navigate this obstacle laden path.”
Road safety should be about reducing collisions, not punishing someone for not being fully aware of where their corners are.  

Contact is always on the passenger side. That’s typical for this kind of collision.
People are less aware of their car’s corners way over there.

It looks way nicer than basically every other homemade car I’ve ever seen on here.

That’s what makes it so thoroughly American. 

Child abduction is a huge topic of conversation among Q-anon losers. 

“edible”
“food”
American cheese is basically salty plasticine.

That’s outrageous. I can make like 80 singles out of a small jar of Cheez Whiz. Well, I could....

I enjoy seeing women have success in motorsport. I like how drag racing is one of the events where men and women compete directly against each other, and the women are successful.

I can’t say for certain, but I believe all top fuel dragsters run HEMI V8s.

Inflation is about 4% annually. A 6% raise is bullshit. Especially when the company is raking in record profits.

This is completely false.
Plenty of research has shown that increasing minimum wage does not increase prices. Furthermore, a healthy economy is reliant on a successful working class.

Nah, mate. Crossing a picket line is poor form. Period.
Regardless of whether you are in a union or not.
Kudos to this truck driver for not exhibiting poor form. 

“Toyota is out ahead of GM for the first time in the U.S. in terms of sales, because they have been more adept at navigating the chip shortage.” - Or perhaps it could be that Toyota sells products that people want to buy.

Mercedes have been terribly built for a long time. Why does this never come up?

Those are absolutely terrible cars. I cannot fathom wasting $65,000 on one.

A friend of mine worked at a RR dealership. He was stunned at how terribly built they were, and how the people who just dropped $100,000 on one didn’t seem to care.
He said about half of them come back in the first month with random warranty issues.