The Juke is awful. CVT, underpowered, boring, and looks like a mangled cat.

What’s not to understand? “Good ideas - executed poorly” is basically the definition of Land Rover.

I was stunned to read that entire paragraph about the Juke and not once did it mention the fact that it is easily one of the worst looking vehicles ever.

America is a failed state. 

It ceases to be “one person’s idiotic mistake” when the entire legal system is set up to be unable to enforce the appropriate consequences.

Texas is quickly catching up to Florida as the most fucked up state.

The driver was a Mexican immigrant.

Every single part of this story is fucked up.
Fuck that dude. Fuck rolling coal. Fuck Texas. Fuck anyone protecting that asshole. 

The thing that always throws off restorations like this is that they (have to?) use the windshield frame from the modern car and it bungs up the looks.

And it was a smash hit ultimate success! Right?....right?

They don’t need range. Rolls Royce’s aren’t high mileage grand tourers. The range will not be an issue, especially when you consider these cars are rarely moving for more than an hour or so. Long enough to get from one of the owner’s many homes to the airplane hanger, or golf course.

Aston Martin had their chance. That movie came out like 3 years ago.

The article is 80% Rolls Royce press release. And nowhere else in the article does it say anything disparaging.
Are you just looking for reasons to complain?

Rolls Royce press releases are the epitome of cringe. 

This is reminiscent of so many pedantic arguments on here.
“There’s no such thing as a 4-door coupe”
“Shooting brake means 2 doors”
“The Ridgeline is not a truck”

The downside is being seen getting in and out of a Dodge Ram.
Ew.

Has the person who nominated that piece of shit ever actually sat in the back of one of those shitboxes? There is no headroom and the seats are punishingly uncomfortable.

They’ll still sign duds, as long as those duds help pay the bills.

Yep. The mini-minivan is what is missing. The Mazda 5.
Tonnes of space for people and cargo, great fun to drive, plus it was equipped with a dash-mounted 6-speed manual transmission.

Check out the Mazda 5. Maximum interior space, and glass all around.