i laughed.

astute and fair. every time i see sir paul perform, i can’t help but feel like people just aren’t really listening.

its a lot easier to understand why rock stars are afraid of getting older when you consider this picture of wooly willy and a muppet.

related:

this post really threw me off given that that chick is a dead ringer for fran drescher

Don’t forget about the movie “Clown,” which exists pretty much solely based on a fake trailer which (jokingly) had Eli Roth’s name attached to it.

man that is an excellent diddy callback

i fear no deer

he went AWOL?

I’m not sure why you said this, but she never really said that this wasn’t a recreation. She just said that the project “wasn’t about” August 2012, which, in garbled art-speak, means that that’s pretty much all it’s about.

If I had to guess, I would hope that this was taken from Alex Pareene saying “it me. I’m the vaping teen.”

as a former pittsburgher and current lover of funny things, thank you

I’ve always failed to find any humor in the “fuck her right in the pussy” thing, but apparently, it exists whenever grown-ass men have to explain, on camera, why they would “do something like that.”

I’m most offended by them breaking the 180º rule.

I would lean heavier into the bleach suggestion and then make the haters Say It To Your Face.