I was a jaded recent college grad when The OC premiered. Personally, my high school experience was ruined by Moly Ringwald movies. Why didn’t a hot senior boy with a red Porsche and a heart of gold fall in love with me on my sixteenth birthday? Why wasn’t detention a bonding experience? Why didn’t I get to roll…

Buster freakin’ loves the hot weather and just lays outside and BAKES himself like a potato.

...a dangerous stunt that alarmed the public and endangered her own life and the lives of the N.Y.P.D. officers who responded to the scene...

Have you been fighting Nausicaans again?

... to research and experience what comforting and reforming light he might shine on these often very dark times.

I’m good friend’s with Andrew’s husband, and I’ve known them both for over a decade. It boggles my mind that Andrew is still employed and paid to give his opinions.

What interesting thing did you learn today? I learned the reason cats attack you when you rub their belly is because they think we’re especially incapable cats and they are trying to teach us to defend ourselves, just like they do for kittens. I don’t know if this is 100% true, but it amused me because my cat does not…

I have this love/hate relationship with him. One one hand, I love watching triple D and have gone to a few of those places without disappointment. On the other hand, the repetition of his catchphrases and the meme that he has become is so overdone. And, yet, he still isn’t an unwatchable shithead, like Bobby Flay.

This is only tangentially related, but... am I the only one who likes Bethenney? She’s definitely got her flaws, but in general I do (and always have) really like her.

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

From Jason Isbell:

The top is lovely, but the jeans are too mumsy and the shoes are uglier than homemade soup.

Dongles are back? Dongles.

Lindsay Lohan + Vanderpump Rules is the venn diagram of my exact wheelhouse. Please let this show be real.

This is how I got this news:

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

Donald Trump always dresses like he’s actually two slovenly children standing on each others shoulders, ready to do a business

When Kris’s teenage daughters Kylie and Kendall told her they weren’t doing well in school because they were missing too many days due to “modeling work” - her response was not to cut back on modeling and restrict work to vacations and an occasional weekend. Nope, Kris pulled them out of school and let them use some…

Forbes lost their credibility a while ago. I mean:

FWIW, my team was awesome: