I never really experienced people approaching me and having awkward and inappropriate social interactions when I was pregnant like I hear about a lot. But, man, when you have a cute little baby with you, you have to be prepared for EVERYONE to make small talk. It's introvert torture.

Is there any other way?

The rule of thumb is subtract 3 months and add one week to the day of the woman's last period to get the due date.

Wasn't that SMASH?

It's five o'clock somewhere!….?….*sigh*

I liked it! It definitely captures the improv world well…how fun and all-encompassing it can be, but also how exhausting always-"on" comedy types can be: the awkwardness and feeling of loss when people start moving on, etc. And Gillers!

The clip I heard on NPR on the way home was saying it turns out it's a good thing he doesn't really do daily intelligence briefings.

Why does he say everything twice?

THEY ARE! LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!

OR WILL THEY!?!

Or should it?!?!

Ew.

Hey, thanks! That's more than Kickpuncher said to me today, the little ingrate!

Oh please. Only tourists ask for Henry. A REAL New Yorker asks for George.

We live in the Trump administration.

I think that was the catchphrase: "I'm sorry to see you've resigned. Good luck on your next endeavors". It was something like that….

I had a dream I had to write and film an episode of Community in a day. And I only had the female half of the cast available. I decided it was going to be some sort of girls' outing, but I can't remember the rest. I assume there would probably be women going to the bathroom together….

I feel like I'm being very much told what Prestige Television it is every moment I watch it. And yet I still keep wanting to watch the next episode.

Did you dislocate both shoulders and lose your football scholarship?

I was originally thinking it was a Community reference, but I couldn't think of it or find it. Should've known I could count on you….