FYI: Any CZers in Chicago:

It threw me for a minute because surf shop girl looked so much like Heather, though.

So….am I crazy or is this article (which I saw on the sidebar of the Oswalt article) really sweet?

Again, I'm going to save this for some occasion when crying is socially acceptable, but enjoy:

Can I feel just a smidge bad-ass that I've seen Lin-Manuel Miranda as Hamilton and Obama has not?

Dangit! Why did I not remember there's a new episode of CExG this week when Kickpuncher fell asleep on my lap for two hours this morning?!? I, like, read a book! What a waste!

I think my favorite part of that was that he referred to Donglover as "co-author of Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"

Synergy!

Awww…happy birthday to both!

Rogelio is going to do something with the Honey Bunches of Oats that would appall even someone from the Bay Area?

Darn you, Rogelio. I really want some Honey Bunches of Oats now.

So we should turn off our porch lights so the execs don't get confused which way the ocean is?

Only dark and gritty…

I mean…the internet says so.

About 10% of Americans are farsighted (also, just learned, it's more common in white people and females, of which I am both)
About 30% of humans feel the need to poop after drinking coffee.

Yep, I meant Dubya in 2000 as well. Funny how we used to think that was a horrible mess of an election…

I thought it all stemmed from the second Bush's election, no?

That's who keeps me watching. Not enough of her so far.

Yeah I need to dig out my earbuds because it's also the time of year to watch the three Community Christmas episodes and that will probably happen during sleeping baby time

Sure, everyone wants to flee to the Cleve…