Not to bandwagon, but I'm pretty sure Desert Storm was my first really big news story, too. I was in, like, 1st or 2nd grade and I remember watching the night vision footage, but not really understanding what was going on other than it seemed like I should be scared.

We get it—you're young! :)

You also need to eat tastier sandwiches. That's some sad-looking ham on a roll. Get some veggies on there! And some condiments*!

Hey now, don't be so unambitious! You still have to make it out of Chicago! More delays could still happen!

But you were all very polite about being ignored…

I'm an ad-blocker, too. I must just be not observant…there's probably one weird trick that could fix that….

When we go to floating buttons with our problems, we get what we pay for, don't we?

Me!

Then, um, don't go on Vulture ever :)

Gaaahhhh…Vulture is the worst with the OITNB spoilers. I know we're all of 13 days out from the Netflix dump, but could you refrain, stupid website? Some of us can only "binge" an episode a day at most (and have had no/spotty internet for a few days thanks to moving). I'm already pretty much spoiled to Big Thing…

I (didn't) get a Community notification for this?!?

Welcome to your 20s. Nobody warns you about it, but it gets very weird. You have this college experience where everyone's kind of at the same point, everyone can hang together all the time, it's great. Then, once that's over, very quickly you get to the point where some people your same age are total young,…

Mine does the same thing—it takes me back to probably about the same number of days ago: to where our butts were complimented and I replied with "New Phone, Who Dis?"

Interview with Aziz Ansari's dad. I'm not even a big AA fan, but this is pretty endearing.

Yeah, my dad was a child of a rural Kentucky coal miner, 12 kids, poor (white) family growing up and I think he ate them.

Wow. I knew it only through the reaction here. That is not at all what I'd imagined

They're how I ended up here. TODD!!!'s Community reviews were up before Vulture's, which is what I'd been reading, so I started coming here regularly. Lucky you guys.

It's not just NBC shows anymore….Netflix has a new thumbnail picture for OITNB. As much as I love Uzo Aduba, I don't really want to click on a picture of here sticking her tongue out at me every time I want to watch the show. Is this my punishment for not bingeing this season quickly enough?

Unfortunately, I have The Closer syndrome with her. I cannot deal with her horrible fake southern accent. It really ruins the character for me.

Samira Wiley joining You're The Worst.