Rafael is a much better name than Ted, IMO.

I am equating it mentally with ‘Papi’, which makes it even more weird.

But isn’t Cara also friends with Rihanna, who’s friends with Katy Perry?

Wow. Okay I’m ashamed to admit I’ve followed this for years (I know I know-she just makes my blood boil, I have to much time on my hands, and my friend works international custody cases) and there’s a ton of incorrect/missing information on this timeline.

That’s an idea! One of my dogs in particular is water phobic (I’m almost certain he was abused with water in his first home), and I’d love to help him get over it. He’s leaps and bounds better than he used to be (at my last apartment we spent a lot of time with me swimming in the pool and him circling it and sniffing…

Jenny McCarthy is married to Donnie Wahlberg, not Jim Carrey.

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop…

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lol, yes, it’s exactly the same thing, this is a perfect comparison.

Just flip the playpen over on that bish.

“Mentor”

I’m not saying it’s in the beauty industry, I’m saying it’s part of the “beauty lifestyle” of today. Just because you can’t wear it and it’s not a part of your body doesn’t mean it can’t enhance your attractiveness or appeal. Keep taking everything literally, though.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

“You know, there’s a term for doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. What was that word...”

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

The one thing I would always hate was when people stacked on the side of the table close to the window. Leaning over other people to try and pick up a pile of stuff is risky at best. Polite, easy to deal with stacking at the free edge of the table always made me happy. And you can usually use it as a tell that you’re…

You are correct. I’ve also known some servers who take personal offense at plate stacking. “That’s my job. Are they implying I can’t do my job?” Which is thin-skinned bullshit, but...

NO NO NO NO NEVER DO THIS.