You forgot the sarcasm emoji.

So you are OK with smoking, driving while under the influence, etc.

Cars don’t just explode. MythBusters pushed one over a cliff and it didn’t even catch fire. Head-on collisions don’t explode, you get masses of mashed metal, but no explosion. Cars crash all the time but don’t explode. Why did this one explode? And I do mean explode, look at the debris. Nothing left but the motor. And…

Half-way between Tijuana and Tecate, Baja California, the drive shaft of my vehicle (‘48 3/4 ton Ford pickup) fell off. The front end, anyway. So we put it back on, continued a bit until it fell off again. Long story short: it was warped because of a cracked diff housing. We had a new one made by welding parts of the…

Haven’t been following politics lately, have you? ;-)

I, for one, find nothing here useful.

I would have assumed the missing word was “testicles.” Think about it.

But it is a truck! ;-)

Have you tried Claritin or Nasacort? If you need a good night’s sleep, try the 12-hour nasal spray (Oxymetazoline). Just shoot it into one nostril. That should be enough for one night.

To be fair, they did find over 6500 firearms in 2022.

So you don’t think weird oncoming lights are going to be distracting?

“Volkswagen Needs To Make The 550-HP Electric ID.X A Reality”

I’m in two minds abut this.

Yes, that money is gone immediately BUT you get lots of good karma. And your remaining wealth will regenerate that missing 1% within a year. And you still have enough left to buy a $500,000 watch. Or 2 or 3.

Woo-hoo! Way to go! Destroy that thing! Just keep it off the public roads.

Oh, boy, another vehicle for the unwashed masses to waste their money on. Cars (and trucks) seem to be much better at keeping the poor poor than religion. To paraphrase ol’ what’s-his-name, “Cars, the opiate of the masses.”

If you really can afford something like this, don’t buy it. Buy something reasonable and donate your excess cash to me. Or the Red Cross.

“Sure, nobody needs a 729-hp SUV”... No kidding! Actually, Porsche needs one to sell to those with more money than sense.

You don’t like complications, yet you are OK with making a cup of tea to put in the oatmeal before making it. That is not “uncomplicated.” Uncomplicated would be just adding a teabag to the oatmeal, then cooking it.

Another car for people with more money than sense and/or no moral compass.