DAMN IT. Good thing she knows how to spell her name at 8 and obviously has cool interests and parents (because she is an 8-year-old seeing Neil deGrasse Tyson) so she will have a great life even without my helpful and potentially offensive parenting tips.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

Why are you comparing deadbeat dad to a trophy wife? Trophy wives didn’t do anything inherently wrong they just married a rich dude. Deadbeat Dads are hurtful and shitty.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I dont have the money and I still buy up the iron man and batman figs they make. Two dangerous words: Payment Plans

Sure wish my B.S. Raynor wasn't stuck on a ship waiting on this port/union stuff.

I don't know what this says about my generation, but in a very real way, he was our Walter Cronkite.

There are many ways in hell many people spent today doing just that :(

My fist Sim died because I had auto-age up on. He aged just as I chose to woohoo my first girlfriend...died from too much woohoo...noooo! At least he died happy.

Thanks for writing this, Dave. I have no idea how you did—I could barely make it through half the post when I edited it (and my dog died two whole years ago)—but this is great stuff, and I'm sure it'll be a great help to others going through something similar.

Here's a picture of our little girl: Tova. It's Hebrew for good girl. She had advanced Alzheimer's and lost all track of her day and surroundings.

"Innovation, depth, and stability. That's what Battlefield Hardline is going to deliver."

this wrong...

Frankly I'm surprised they never made Taco Supereme Taco Bell Doritios Locos Tacos for Taco Bell... considering there were Taco Bell-flavored Doritos.

If someone is stupid enough to not read what this is about maybe they need to relearn to read.

LOL "when you're finished, simply slide the chips back into the can."

Oh my god, she talked to me! I...I don't know what to say? Thank you.

"mysterious"? More like fairly obvious to anyone who has ever brewed beer or made wine. We call them bottle bombs and they happen when there's too much left over fermentable sugar. The yeast eats it and then produces C02, too much and the bottle becomes over pressurized. Boom. So either somebody bottled them too soon…