And what's the steep price?

Unfortunately such a sweet deal comes with a steep price: Ticket Oak gets to ravage your body for one (surprisingly sensuous) night.

What's more, nobody talks about anything except Pokémon. The entire world feels one-note, like an SNL skit that lasts 30 hours too long. People don't seem to live for anything beyond Pokémon hunting, capturing, and battling. It feels so... shallow.

Meanwhile Microsoft is developing a screw that looks like the XBOX logo.

I guess that Sony is still... screwing around with the PS brand.

Seriously? You must be from the nicer part of the Internet...

No, everything I say from now on should just be considered a parenthetical extending off of this comment. . .but yes. Thank you, it slipped away.

Plus that wouldnt get them in the news.

Need for Speed's alternate title?

Did anybody else notice that one of the soldiers sounds like Tom Hanks? lol

I AM APPALLED.

Sorry, but this is not an "own" goal. In China, the goal belongs to the state, and the players are merely permitted to possess it.

RT @PriscoCBS ESPN knew the risks of signing Eminem up for that segment. They have nobody but themselves to blame for that trainwreck.

I'll help you out.

Clearly Tomlin's missing the point, as he now only tweets using 53 characters.

Probably best to use a different alternate description, even in jest; 'Family photos' is just all kinds of wrong... o_O