Oxy for me! WOW!!!

Oh!

You work in a cedar chest that's cold in the winter and hot in the summer. I'm guessing you're out of that room often and sitting on a couch rather than that horrible chair. How's your back?

...and while you at it keep you genes in your jeans.

Seems no matter how many facts people are given they insist on ignoring them no matter the consequences to themselves or others, the predictions of McLuhan are here now. The media has turned the screws on all of us.

I use super glue all the time and just wipe the applicator after using, No problems

I assume you have tried it?

They make them short so women can use them. A man is susceptible to heart attacks while shoveling snow.

If Examine.com told me that today was Tuesday, I'd go check my calendar.

A smarter move would be to have someone romp in the bed with you. If you win I'll do it regardless of you sex. Kiss kiss

Save an extra sawbuck and you can take your girlfriend on a vacation also.

Start reading what the rich guys did when they stole 30% of Americas money. Read Michael Lewis's The Big Short, and put your money under the mattress.

I take a triple shot of 100 pound Granddad. Works every time I think.

Down to: lol

Down to: lol

Don't forget a 3M sticky roller. You can even use it directly on the pet to remove loose hair, and also your clothes and furniture.

If one would go into the question they would find that nothing makes any difference.

I thought one rose to the occasion in the fuck home? Am I wrong here?

Hey everybody, go fuck yourselves.

Jeffiys boat has sprung a leak. I say let it sink.

Jeffiys boat has sprung a leak. I say let it sink.

You must be fat.