Hey everybody, go fuck yourselves.

Jeffiys boat has sprung a leak. I say let it sink.

Jeffiys boat has sprung a leak. I say let it sink.

If we had any building inspectors who weren't on the take this wouldn't have happened in the first place.

The #1 shittiest company on planet earth. If you have Dish remove it.

You must be fat.

Does void stuff contain atoms or not?

Red calories, I'm drooling!

I "took out " a minivan once but remained unsatisfied.

See a doctor Jesus.

I thought size mattered, but alas not anymore!

The only thing I know about Greeks is that I used to be built like a Greek god, but now I'm built like a goddamn Greek. Has to do with calories, than atoms but, of course, realizing atoms are in them also.

Where was it going?

I pulled one and looked closely, but can only see a hair. Do I need to go to an optometrist? Help me here, please.

What's "common stuff"?

I just quit them and have never felt better. I was taking all kinds of OTC pain relievers and none of them worked except the ones that upset my stomach (if that counts for an effect). I haven't taken any pain reliever since I quit the Statins.

The Statins most people are on can cause almost unbearable muscle cramps and soreness. Most people don't need the damn things anyway if they exercised and ate right. Always check the medications you're on to see if they may be the culprit.

Use the money this costs and make a downpayment on a Mac Air or MaBookPro.

Do LP users get an upgrade option when they log on?

I work so god damn hard I keep a team of horses out of a job.

Mother Nature bats last and the bases are loaded.