That's overkill, American Idol will do the job wlli the room to spare.

No, but it will remove ginger tea from your teeth.

If you observe people you will find that many of them laugh at almost anything you say. They are nervous laughers, and must be distanced from, speedily.

I'm sorry, she said she wasn't married.

I refuse to bend, I use and will continue to use lol LOL lol, etc

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Lets see the facts as they are presented by the arresters, and see if there is any truth in what they say.

Pray tell, how does one go about decommissioning millions of minds??

same o here

They would be OK to use unless you were flying to Japan. As you stepped off the plane you would explode.

I'll start out with two dozen of these. Sure collectors items in a hundred years down the road.

I predict that more will become too much in the near future. More is overloading our brains so that they are becoming dysfunctional at a very rapid pace. The mind needs space and silence in order to function. Who needs thousands of tunes on a music player, or useless amounts of information that amounts to pure folly.…

Huh ??????

Hey, send me a couple of pounds, and perhaps I can power my home with it.

The whole medical profession have turned into robbers. I used to believe lawyers were the biggest crooks, but the medical profession puts them to shame.

One has to determine natural from unnatural, and go from there.

Holga makes crap palpable.

Everything was going along great til Bush, the bastard son.

I thought they floated, drats I'll have to get the Toyota.

Hard to say really. Music soothes the soul, but perhaps not his, for you. I don't know how much money he has donated to worthy causes, but some of these rock and rollers are very generous people, and give lots of moola to these causes.