Did anyone make a “just the tip” joke tho? Gotta cover all bases.

We believe you. As we believe in our Master, the Dreaded Milania.

i believe amber to the point that i think amber is going easy on johnny tbh

“ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?”

Already adding it to my schedule. This will be my first E! show other than The Soup that I watch willingly. Bring on the drama and mess. Here for it!

Might be the kiddo is easily distracted. Mine was pretty bad when she got older. So she wanted boob, but then she'd see a shiny thing and look the other way and I'd end up spraying milk across the room.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

I feel like my parents were the only parents of my friends who didn’t give a fuck about me seeing sex in movies. My mom wouldn’t talk to me about it, but she sure as hell didn’t get bummed out when I saw Showgirls when I was ten. Lots of other movies too. Like my parents literally did not give a shit.

Why do you keep telling us Kara is fine? Could you please provide a picture of her holding the day’s newspaper because your reassurances are not reassuring.

and rats

I have bad news for you: palmetto bugs is just a pretty euphemism for cockroaches.

This is accurate, I can’t find fault with it. Though it could be enhanced with the additions of bison and venison that was cooked by an experienced hunter/slow-cooker.

This is a horrifying comment on multiple levels

you are very intelligent and pretty.

counter point- i’ve lost 40 pounds eating a ton of baked and grilled chicken breast

The point of chicken wings is the sauce + blue cheese dressing. The wing itself is just a vehicle to shovel the other two into your face.

I am a pretty selective meat eater - my long-term partner is a vegetarian and we mostly cook and eat together so when I’m eating meat, it’s a particular treat. This is my ranking of meats which partially agrees with Maddie’s so I’m posting it here. From best to worst:

1. All seafood, but especially mussels.
2. Almost…

I loved how it was framed.

Did anyone else click through the link to https://umaine.edu/lobsterinstitu…?