wah-mbulance
wah-mbulance
wah-mbulance

Emily forever.

I mean in reality Rory and Lorelai were both horrible in their own ways.

Richard :( Richard appreciation...

When I rewatched it last year, I got so pissed how often they would go to Luke’s, order food, and then leave before eating any of it. And they rarely paid! That being said, I still love the show.

I love this show, and they really get on my nerves too.

They always had weird shit like that on the show. The kitchen scenes were especially ridiculous, with things like fruit bowls in the middle of the prep table that featured a peach with a single slice removed, but still sitting in the bowl.

Even though I think Rory and Lorelei are the worst, I’m super hype for this.

yeahhhhhhhhhhh i feel like grown-up rory would be a health nut.

Right up there with; “when is the straight pride parade?”

But what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Speaking of Dr. Dubrow, how natural/realistic did he look in his leisure suit? Almost as if it just had to be thrown in the dryer to get the dust off and on it went.

#JeSuisTerry

It’s not like they really have autonomy. I’m sure producers are egging them on to “go back in and deal with it” or telling the car and driver not to come around yet. These things don’t just happen!

Oh, you sweet Summer child: no. This was not a misunderstanding. Trust me when I say that if some new “friend” shows up at an event, they are definitely there to stir shit, talk shit or throw shit on behalf of someone.

In RH world, two things are certain: If there is a party, shit will go down. And if they all-of-a-sudden give one of the randos in the back a name and pull them onto the front line, they are definitely acting as someone’s tool.

I am dying to know the conversation(s) between Kelly and the producers that led to her being Vicki’s champion. And why bother pretending she was one of Meghan’s friends* as the “in” to the show? It’s been such a bizarre narrative flip.

It really is such a shame that Kelly joined after Tamra found Jesus and is abstaining from alcohol for her competition...they’d make a truly terrifying double whammy of garbage people.

I think we also really got to see how twisted that terrifying husband is, as he giggled and grinned in the wings of this batshit scene while everyone else was appropriately horrified.