“Our target audience, is, to be honest, older people,” he said,

Me noticing the changing color of my beard, and also anytime there’s an article with the controversial idea of, ‘hey, maybe police shouldn’t be running people over:’

This. Most definitely this.

It’s aged better than Clarkson.

Never forget what 60 Minutes did to Audi with bullshit hacked transmission unintended acceleration.

Yes and yes. They ARE driving them right up the road. Cops are lazy pieces of shit when it suits them. And it WAS a huge waste of $10m.

Should have been nom’d for an Oscar in Breaking Away. What a performance in a movie full of ‘em!

Or... they have a relatively wealthy government that actually has an interest in helping the population and improving their quality of life. I suppose that does feel like a foreign concept these days...

The GT is also about 10,000x nicer to look at...

It’s also important to mention that you could get an Elantra GT N-line (up to MY2020) with the 201-hp engine and your choice of transmissions while there was never a hatchback Si option from Honda. Sure, the Sport had 180 hp but there were a score of other differences that made the Si special.

I don’t hate this and is good use of tech to help remind kids about what they should be doing. Compared to my “Car big, car hurt when hit me, remember once out of traction”.

This is one of those little details that made early Hondas seem so special. You also had the buttery smooth shifters, and the switches all had a nice smooth but positive action to them that is hard to describe. Note that we had a 87(?) Chrysler LeBaron GTS that had something similar on the left of the dash. It also…

All bad suggestions. Someone straight out of college with reliable transportation shouldn’t be buying ANYTHING. How about paying down those college loans and investing into tax deferred retirement funds.

Some did and they detailed all the reasonable steps they took to minimize exposure to themselves and family.

Kicking it old school! I loved the Anchower bits.

Just rev the fucking engine.

More Diamond Joe articles from The Onion as well, please.

Close, he’s been eating Nixon’s dog.

You don’t need a financial planner. Just autopiloting your 401(k) into a US index fund is light-years better than what it seems like Erik’s doing now.