Just make sure it looks cool:

I just think it’s cool that Ontario doesn’t change their plates every few years. US state plates aren’t what they used to be.

Ha, I remember when The Grand Tour was about cars.

I want more Jim Anchower. Trying to live life and keep a Festiva running on a budget is pretty Jalop. https://www.theonion.com/for-a-few-months-i-had-it-all-1819584698

Young people are in the same have/have not situation as the rest of the country.

Decent sized windows all along the sides of the car? Are we finally (literally) seeing the light at the end of the kicked up window trend?

Big turbo, removed tumble valves with the stock intake and no engine management makes me wonder if it’s been returned to stock on a budget. The missing belt cover is bugging me, too.

According to the Post his ads now state it’ll go toward his new PAC, so the campaign debt’s already been suckered out of “his people.”

Isn’t that one of those things you should always lease?

More importantly all the wiring for a decent mobile radio rig are already in place.

No matter what else it is it’s a running car for $3,500 that should run for a while longer if it’s been maintained by a department. I’d probably pull the seats out and have everything steamed or reupholstered, though.

As much as I like red a Harlequin R would be a great insult to everything I hate.

Yeah, ‘cause hot Subarus are known for being SOOO reliable...

For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive—you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope.…

The ISIS pickup? They didn’t even bother to remove the phone number...

In my opinion, the Polish should have called in a British bomb squad to deal with it.

The EU’s right, then. See how bad things get when you allow this kind of thing?

Never seen a V90CC alongside the word small. Even the V60 is pushing it.

Squirt bottle. Trump will either shut up or his hair will turn into a gremlin.

For me, anything this old is no-dice unless the built-in stereo can be replaced with a modern double-DIN.