Among many others:

Toyota’s going back to the 90s with a bloated Supra but not giving us a Celica GT-Four. Shame.

4G63

You’d think there would be an entirely separate low range box. Most equipment/off road users would be familiar with that set up.

They’re not coming for your guns, they’re coming for your nitrogen!

And they’ll go into the basement and shoot them. That’s not the solution, unfortunately.

Yeah, lets talk about cars. Did you know the most important part of your car’s safety regarding braking and handling are the tires?

It’s going to set off every labor in the city:

Dammit, you beat me to it.

The Reverent Horton Heat goes to a car auction.

You have to be pretty fucking stupid to have a Trump flag on your vehicle and go trolling like that.

There's your benchmark 21st century Honda. And it was even sold here!

Have another drink.

My first thought: “Man, those Mitsubishis looked like hell just before they were cancelled.”

Must everything be as good as The Critic?

Can they make a carbon fiber Volvo 240 I can own for the rest of my life? That’d be worth 125k. No need to soup it up; just something that won’t rust. The carbon will take off enough weight to be kind of enjoyable.

For the tough image they like to present these guys are really sensitive and always consider themselves victims as they willingly piss away $40 grand on a truck they don’t need.

It’s the tradition and image, as has been the case with BMW since they took over from Max Hoffman importing them.

Didn’t he audition for Shaggy so it’s kind of some long delayed destiny thing?

The “it’s always someone in a mask” was what made Scooby Doo work when I was watching it on TV in the early 80s. When new episodes came out where the ghosts were real it stopped being interesting.