The pun thread delivers

I’ll save the Post Office by not voting for any Republican. The leadership’s got a hard-on for wrecking it and the rank and file won’t stop them.

Har, I think Americans just got a lot fatter since the 80s.

California’s going back to the 80s:

Satan drives a Maverick:

Starred for the dedicated research. And humor.

Okay, since there’s been enough time for the joke to be appreciated:

What’s the bigger crime: the speed or the radio station?

Will the next 3 incorporate these updates or is Tesla going to pull a Ford and just sell SUVs?

Manitu - Si

If you’re in Colorado an have to drive regularly budget for snow tires. Not enough residents do.

I’ll be the one swapping the motor in that damned truck this summer, guaranteed.

I guess if it’s a 0% loan why not?

So it wobbles when you try to hit the brakes?

Chaos is a ladder

Whose property it is doesn’t matter. Unless you take all your own gear for a month you’re interacting somewhere along the line a few times int he coming week or so.

Fourth generation, though I haven’t lived there since 1992.

It’s nice today and I have the windows open. There are plenty of jagoffs on all sorts of motorcycles out there.

As you would know from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas that depends on how many people you **** with between here and the door.

This is way better than another killbot episode. “We can always make more killbots.”