Fun fact: Dick Posthumus was defeated by Jennifer Granholm, who became our first female governor. In fact, she beat two dicks because she beat Betsy Devos husband Dick for her re-election. You gotta love a woman who can beat two dicks.

It amazes me that adult, grown men still allow themselves to be called Dick. Like, we’ve been using that word as slang for decades now. Why haven’t the Richards of the world caught on yet?

The Posthumus Dick choice was indeed an Easy D.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

“can feel it. That’s what I do in life, it’s called — like, I understand.”

He looks like he had a vacuum cleaner nozzle stuck to his mouth area.

The Pope a socialist? Damn, that would mean he’s truly following in Jesus’ footsteps.

Remember Billy Beer? That’s all I can think about. All those siblings of president who tried to make a buck off their brothers, and how they were laughed at.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

This Meghan Markle/Harry thing is like watching paint dry, so boring, good lord.

The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have…

Up is down, left is right, and lawyers are my favorite people in 2017.

Throwing kids into detention centers rarely makes them into better citizens

That’s more than enough reason for me.

I like Ellison, but the bottom line is we need to pick someone and 100% get behind him or her. I think all of us progressives are good people with good intentions, but we’re so goddamn fractured right now, while the republicans are marching in evil lockstep.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

I THINK YOU NEED TO GET A NEW DOCTOR TBH