There we go then. The sun has set on what I imagine we will one day call Old New Top Gear. Now we sit patiently with…
'Wägen, EPA LOL
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Jonathan Ward has unconventional tastes. One of those is a deep love for the Dodge D200 Power Wagon, the beefiest,…
For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.
Sepp Blatter is no longer the president of everybody. The scandal-wracked FIFA head has announced he will resign,…
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“A tough year, 1971.” With these four words, Jack Heuer – then the 38-year-old President of Heuer Leonidas – opened…
I used to play a game at my local Burger King called, “How will they mess up my order today?” I would order a #1 combo (Whopper, fries, soda), with only ketchup on the whopper.
They never got it right. Not once.
Highlights were the time I got two fries with no drink, two drinks with no fries, a chicken sandwich (do they…
I could get behind thelongroof.jalopnik.com.
It's ok, it has a life preserver.
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Because going around is for losers.
[A 1969 Skyline 2000GT-R runs with a Nissan R380-III prototype for a photo shoot. Credit: Nissan]
The SR-71 wasn’t like other planes. It didn’t retire like them either.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT GOAT COME FROM!?!?!?
You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?
I’m a stay-at-home dad with two kids. My daughter is seven, but before she was old enough to go to preschool, I…
That doesn't count, that red truck was a land rover. It probably would have caught fire regardless
that's connecticut
I have no idea who that guy standing next to the NSX is, but he sure as shit ain't this guy:
Not the snake he was looking for.