It sounds horrific, but it's pretty easy, I'm having the messed up nerves in my neck burned off.

I don't remember if they asked me before, I remember being prepped for anesthesia before at this place but not needing it. I will definitely keep an ear open for it this time since I know I need to be out.

Thanks. It's not all that serious, but I will still be out for it.

I'm having surgery on the 20th. I'm literally going to be in a drug induced sleep through the inauguration.

So… New York City was getting casting calls for racist roles based on its skin color/nationality?

… Noted. Since I'm going in to surgery in a week and a half.

I got stuff a couple years ago! The Onion a day calendar was a favorite at work until someone complained.

I think I picked mine up from Sealab 2021, but I get so much use out of "you crappy bastard". For some reason that phrasing just delights me and sometimes even my coworkers get a laugh out of it when I'm saying it at work.

Mine was picked too! I'm #11! I'm #11!

Damn it, Dik, I literally made this exact same comment when I got here. Stay out of my brain!!

Why did they rename Zootopia for British audiences? I mean, I get renaming the first Harry Potter book because Americans are stupid, but are Brits not familiar with the idea of a utopia?

The poor guy found out he was fired via email. No matter what the reason was for Trump's decision, he went about it in the most awful way possible.

Booker is a stand up guy, I tell you what.

I donate fairly frequently to my alma mater and I always stipulate that the money go to non-sports scholarships. I went to a state school and my major was housed in a building that was lacking both air conditioning AND heating while the football team was getting yet another update on their locker rooms and stadium.…

I'm not convinced all of them have hearts.

Oh, well then carry on. Singulatarian is an ass and this idea of a "progressive revolution" was as asinine as they come.

I saw him briefly on CNN when I was in the break room at work and he just sounded so… down. All I can think is that Trump did this so he can eek out a tiny bit of whatever he considers "joy" by taking away something someone else wants. He's Mr. Burns.

I don't understand this gimmick.

Sorry, that guy's already giving it away for free.

Everyone is in love with them.