Don't mind if I do!

Thanks, Leprechaun friend.

I'm stuck at work for the next 4 days, I am going to go insane.

Ohhh, is that how you do it? The way I heard, you shove the aspirin in the guys dick hole and he can't come because it's so incredibly painful, that way no one ever gets pregnant.

I fucking hate people.

Merry Christmas to everyone, there's a new Homestar Runner cartoon!

I like your daughter. She's alright.

It's a Christmas fucking miracle!

Damn autocorrect, it should have been a "cock left"!

Spicoli, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you.

Apparently not. *starts day drinking early*

… Will you settle for a Happy New Year?

Awww nuts.

I'm trying to picture sensible bondage gear… is that like just a very plain silver cock right and hand cuffs that are easy to unlock?

That is an adorable warning of things to come.

Happy Holidays to all my favorite people of the internet!

That's the thing, though. Why do they deserve empathy when they're not willing to show any of it to me?

A little empathy toward people who see me as either a slut or a baby factory? Maybe aim that empathy beam in a different direction, buddy.

I get the point you were trying to make, it's just not a very good one.

That "person" is going to be living off of me physically and then emotionally and financially for a very long time. That "person" even has the potential to kill me, but sure, that "person" who has no mental functions whatsoever is worth so much more than me.