I'll take this over 12 Days of Poorly Programmed Interactive Bacon Advertising any day.

Jinx!

That's not what I or anyone else is saying. White woman can be pretty racist, too.

I was judging her poorly based on her race, that is pretty textbook racism. If I was letting it affect how I treated her in a broader sense it would be far worse, and there are certainly worse examples all around every day. But if you're looking at yourself and saying "I haven't lynched any black people today, so I…

Sweetie, we already knew you were a racist. Statistically, as a white male you're more likely to be racist.

I mean, the other day I caught myself feeling sorry for a hispanic woman who was looking through the discount produce next to me at the store because I'm doing it out of raging liberal guilt and I assumed she was doing it because she couldn't afford not to. Then I had to smack myself because that's a fucking racist…

I'm really of two minds on this whole concept, I keep thinking I've made a decision but then I change my mind.

Does no one ever think about fucking every male celebrity? Where's the talk about hopping on Tudyk's package that would get you reprimanded by all but the most incompetent HR departments?

Technically he's a YouTaproot, but people mix them up all the time.

— accurate?

If you're scared of someone because of the language they speak then yes, that's racist fear.

I made a comment the other day about how I dream of the day when we have an article here featuring a woman that doesn't feature a comment about whether or not the commenters would have sex with her. Today has been rough on my dream.

I never managed to finish Cryptonomicon. I did well for a while and then it just… stopped being interesting to me. I was only a chapter or two from the end too, and I could give a crap.

When my roommate quit smoking he had a really hard time for the first few days and then he read somewhere that part of the reason smoking is so calming for people is that smoke breaks allow you to take time away from work to stop and breathe deeply for 10 minutes. So he started taking his smoke breaks and just going…

The best I can do is refuse to be a part of it. And to downvote and flag all the people wishing her physical harm.

I'll trade you!

Agreed. I don't think we should let it slide when people say shitty things, but dear god the reaction here and elsewhere is just… way over the top considering what happened.

I was trying to express this yesterday and got shit all over for it, but I definitely agree. This wasn't smart by any stretch, but we don't have to write her off as a person for saying it. I honestly feel like at least some of the people spewing vitriol here are venting their dislike of a woman who is successful…

Do you call jump lunges "burpees" because if not then no, they aren't the ultimate fear.

Yeah, I'm tired of shitheads and hate. It's the holidays, goddamn it, can't we hold this vitriol until the new year?