I'm just stopping by to say that my pervy holiday wish came true! I haven't talked much about it here, I'm still gunshy sharing too much of my life, but I've been seeing a woman for a little while now. We've been friends for a long time and I've loved her for most of that time, but things have been clicking lately and…

Yeah, that's one of those "no one sounds great here" letters that remind me why I don't want to do Dan's job. Not that Dan wants to do Dan's job most of the time, but still.

Thanks for the heads up, I could expect as much.

She said ONE stupid thing here. And yeah, it was really stupid, but it doesn't suddenly invalidate anything and everything else she's ever done or said.

He was liquidated, Terminator 2 style.

*gasp!* Mr. Sluggy!

But… you have presents!

What are any of us, man?

If we watch her closely we might even see her converting light energy into chemical energy.

Waffle will be back with you when she's done with the world's longest and most frustrated facepalm.

If I had a quarter for every time people turned into nickles…

If I say "Okay" will you stop replying to me?

I have, and I don't see her that way.

You're just mad you're not disgusting enough to be on TV with them.

I keep seeing this issue of Samantha Bee being racist because of her stance on integrating a school her kids are in and it's tough for me to land on it either way, because like I said, I lived it. My parents fought busing me across the city and people here might call them racist because of it. They might even be right…

So the majority of dems. You're saying "fuck the majority of democrats".

"I'm not being a misogynist, but here's a reason why I dislike her body"

So she was just shithead adjacent, right? Fuck that apologist bullshit.

Sarandon was okay with American political infrastructure crumbling because she's rich and white and she will be okay no matter what happens.

I mean, that wasn't my point, so I don't understand where it came from, but I guess keep fucking that chicken!