Maybe he needs a poop knife to get those hamberders to go down.

Yet we should definitely cancel “feels.” 

This is really the best show.

“Fine! I’ll just sit here in the Sarlacc where I’ll slowly be digested over a thousand years until I’m dead!” ~ Boba Fett

At the very least, Bat Boy is real. He was mayor of New York City and is now running interference for Trump.

The post-credits scene is The Day the Clown Cried.

I would think shaking a person with a medical emergency would be the last thing you would want to do.

Makes me wonder if the philosopher also cautioned against seriously monkeying with the products to remove everything that made them worthwhile and attempting to force the workers to only produce the new, tasteless, bland variety. That’d almost be enough to trigger a mass walkout, probably leave the formerly successful…

To balance this article out, Aimee should do a long form article on herbs.

Sadly, we’ve lost the chance for a “Stick To Food” theme week that is about foods on sticks.

You better be careful, they’re gonna be telling you to stick to food if you keep this up.

The pilot got preggers during an orgy.

This makes me so depressed I am going to drown my sorrows in rye.

Came here to lecture the inevitable climate troll on how hotter weather results in more moisture which results in more precipitation including snow but I see no troll. Well done, humanity.

Year of the dog, yo!

Prime rib without horseradish is worthless.

Bullshit, there was a lot of bullshit in that tub.

In the whole Chad/Becky taxonomy, is there a term for a late-30s guy who is married with kids and thus well out of the game?