And their dad being super enthusiastic about it, yeah.  

I mean, they eventually revealed that there are, in fact, bathrooms.

since splinter is gone now (RIP) anyone know any good alternative sites to read instead?

If the brass is not allowing Deadspin to utter the name of Splinter even here, that is asinine beyond belief. G/O management is exhibiting a lack of class and spine that is noticeable even in an industry where both are in increasingly short supply.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

I don’t know where else to vent my frustration because you guys aren’t allowed to talk about it, but I am so pissed that G/O is closing down Splinter News AND passing down an edict that you guys can’t even talk about it. The cowardice of these fuckers.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

If it were Naturdays, that church would soon be overrun by the followers of the Naturdays saints.

Don’t let that zombie asshole give you shit about having LALOO (Looking at Listicles Out of Order). It’s a serious condition that 1 in 5 Americans may not know they have. Talk to your doctor to find out if FRANZAPOOP is right for you. FRANZAPOOP is the only FDA approved drug for LALOO and can be had for a low monthly…

Oh goddammit, I kept looking over the list but not in order. Whoops!

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

Thanks very much for this. It’s what we all want, too—to stay together, but also to be able to keep doing the stuff we do as well as we can do it. It may not matter what we want, but that’s what we want. I appreciate you caring about that, and about us, very much.

Can anyone suggest a site with a similar tone/focus?

Well said. Definitely empathize with a lot of your points on the site’s growth mirroring self growth, especially as someone who started reading Deadspin in high school and is now a 20 something. And of course, fuck Jim Spanfeller with a rusty pickaxe. 

No jokes or Remembering of Guys for me this week — just a genuine thanks to Drew, and Roth, and Marchman (and everyone that’s guested in the Deadcast over the years) for keeping this podcast going. I actually get mildly irritated when you do a re-cast because I look forward to the weekly episode that much. (Please,…

Any suggestions on sites to read for left-leaning political news now that splinter is gone?

Nah, those paintings are pretty shitty. I’m not hanging them. 

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

can only assume this is a deepfake 

I will never not star a Walk Hard reference.